If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)
English comedy drama film directed by Mary Bronstein
Rated R in the US
Restricted: under 17 requires an accompanying parent or adult guardian.
- Runtime
- 1h 53m 113 min
- Released
- 10 October 2025
- Language
- English
Runtime and rating from Wikidata. The Indian CBFC certificate is added if the film releases in India.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes (113 min). In the US it is rated R. The English film released on 10 October 2025. It is directed by Mary Bronstein and stars Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky and Helen Hong.
Official trailer
Cast and crew
- Director
- Mary Bronstein
- Cast
- Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky, Helen Hong, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Ivy Wolk, Daniel Zolghadri, Josh Pais, Mark Stolzenberg, Ronald Bronstein, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
- Cinematography
- Chris Messina
- Editing
- Lucian Johnston
- Produced by
- Sara Murphy, Ronald Bronstein, Eli Bush, Benny Safdie
- Distribution
- A24, ADS Service, I Wonder Pictures
Box office, awards and more
- Filmed in
- Montauk
- Country
- United States
Release and where to watch
- In theatres
- 10 October 2025
- First shown
- 24 January 2025 festival or first country
- On OTT
- Not announced yet. We add the platform and date once the makers confirm them.
Can children watch it?
Not meant for children. In the US, under-17s need an adult with them. This is the MPA rating in the US; other countries rate films separately.
Questions people ask
What is the runtime of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1 hour 53 minutes, or 113 min.
When did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You release?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released on 10 October 2025.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is directed by Mary Bronstein.
Who is in the cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
The cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky, Helen Hong, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald and Ivy Wolk.
What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated in the US?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R by the Motion Picture Association.
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